Junk Food for Thought: Bouncy Castle Catastrophe

BOUNCY CASTLE CATASTROPHE

I was riding home the other day and was passed by a truck carrying inflatable bouncy castles. It made me wonder—what would happen if the truck got into an accident? The following are answers provided by the CSC (Casually Sarcastic Crew):


TEDDY: EXTREME AIRBAG!!!

SPLUCAS: A bunch of neighborhood BBQ’s get a whole lot more interesting…or death and destruction.

KITTEH: A whole lotta fun!


RED: The cops & firemen at the scene have a party
C.S: That’s quite an image—the driver running around while firemen and police jump in the bouncy castles in their socks and squealing like little kids…
RED: Totally realistic.


JOURNEY: That’s not funny, dude. My brother died in a ball pit and I have a thing about inflatables!
C.S. Really?!
JOURNEY: …no. I’m totally fucking with you.
C.S. …really?
JOURNEY: …yes.
C.S. I’m confused.
JOURNEY: …good.

MARGARITA: I don’t know, but there is going to be some sad 3-year olds at their b-day.

LLAMA: IT WOULD ONLY BE THE BEST DAY EVER!

HAN: Why the hell are you asking me this???



Note: The Casual Sarcastic does not condone or promote tragedy. It just happens. The best we can do is laugh at life. If we can’t laugh, life would be a whole lot harder to live. Trust me.